Dr. Jay & Miss Diana - American as apple pie at its fruits. Blues, Country and Rock at its Roots.

WARNING disclosure

Thank you for entering our website. Please be advised the next decision you make could change your life. Do not go any further on this site! Please, don’t do it! We beg you, discard this blasted site before it’s too late! Please, do not click any of the buttons on the right of your screen! Shut down your computer, now! Walk away! Please, before it’s too late! Do something useful with your life, read a book, put on a nice Mozart recording, have another piece of cake . . . anything rather than waste your precious time getting hooked on the gobbledygook inside this electronically inscribed froth.

There are hours of, well, breathtaking, although purposeless rubbish contained just past this first vista. And yes, it’s very entertaining trifle, some pretty good writing, playing and singing, a bunch of great imaginative stuff and the like, but don’t you have better things to do with your life? You’ll never get started on that novel. You won’t remember to phone your mother. Your lawn won’t get mowed. Your dog will go without food. Your time will not be your own. The people you love will leave home and you won’t even notice! You’ll be like an android - half person, half computer.

This stuff is truly addictive. Just say no! Don’t condescend to our banterings and smooth talk. We’ve already got your attention, now we want your mind. After that it’s only a short step to your body.

Imagine what you will be like in an hour or so after you’ve listened to every song we’ve so beautifully written, gone through all our wonderful artwork to say nothing of our astonishing biographies, interviews and writings! And yes, we’re so smug about it. We’ve even given you free access. Something free from a writer? From a musician? From a performer??? From an artist???? Isn’t there something wrong here? Can’t you hear alarm bells? Doesn’t that give you a tiny clue to the magnitude of what we’re up to? Please, we beg you, close this site down now and walk away!

SUPPLEMENTARY disclosure

This website is guaranteed to be a greater waste of your time than anything else you could think of doing. Well, not quite guaranteed. If you do find a way to waste your time that indeed surpasses the vast potential for time wasting inherent in this website, we will not be held liable nor will we refund any money. (Though no money has been doled out on your part – so far.) And even if you had spent your hard earned cash getting on this site we most likely would have spent it already, so bugger off.

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